Monsters Inc.


If I Didn't Have You


If I Didn't Have You
Billy Crystal and John Goodman

Sulley
If I were a rich man
With a million or two

Mike
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view

Sulley
And if I were handsome

Mike
No way!

Sulley
It could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing
if I didn't have you

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing

Mike
Can I tell you something?
For years I have envied

Sulley
You green with it

Mike
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know

Sulley
Yes, I know, I know, I know

Mike
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing
if I didn't have you

Both
You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me

Mike
Yeah, I wouldn't be nothing
No!
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Hey, I never told you this
Sometimes I get a little blue

Sulley
Looks good on you

Mike
But I wouldn't have nothing
if I didn't have you

Sulley
Let's dance

Mike
Look Ma, I'm dancin'
Would you let me lead?
Look at that!  It's true
Big guys are light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me!
Don't you dare dip me!
Don't you dare dip me!

Ow, I should have stretched

Sulley
Yes, I wouldn't be nothing
if I didn't have you

Mike
I know what you mean, Sulley
Because

Sulley
I wouldn't know where to go

Mike
Me, too, because I

Sulley
Wouldn't know what to do

Mike
Why do you keep singing my part?

Both
I don't have to say it

Mike
Ah, say it anyway

Both
'Cause we
both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have...you
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
you

Mike
One more time
It worked!

Sulley
I don't have to say it

Mike
Where'd everybody come from?

Sulley
'Cause we both know it's true

Mike
Let's take it home, big guy

Both
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have...you

Mike
You, you
A, E, I, O
That means you, yeah